Archives for January, 2008

Nail on the Head?


Regarding the typical work day…

1. having nothing to do and goofing off – boring
2. having lots to do and not goofing off – productive
3. having lots to do and goofing off – stressful
4. healthy balance of goofing off and having things to do – blissful

Nail on the head? Or needs more work.

There are no words.


I don't really have any words to desribe this

“Gone Golfing”


A Colleague of mine writes,

this is why i (and you) should never – repeat NEVER – help the elderly

Driver accidentally kills man who was trying to help her


It's also a pretty good argument against golfing and voting.

When I lived in Chico, elderly people were driving into stuff all the time. At one point I was working at this restaurant and some lady drove her car from the parking lot through the glass window into the parlour. It was awesome. I gave her a gold star.

dan

Baby Wars!


First I got this one from Grace. It's Naomi Grace Cramer demonstrating her awesome rolling skills…


Pretty aweome. So I talked to Mike Nevens about his son, Luke Daniel Nevens and told him to step up. The result is as follows…


Pretty good I say. What you got? (slight lean to right with raised eyebrow stare and pouty lips)

I also told both of the parents that they might be a good couple, because they're both going to be pretty good looking when they grow up, I assume. I'm such a sneaky matchmaker.

Get Your Murder on the Cheap


Heh heh heh…

This woman tried to have somebody in Oroville killed for $5,000 on craigslist. No offense, but I used to work in Oroville, and there's plenty of folk there who'd do the job for a lot less than that. I'm not sure if they shop on craigslist though.

Not quite sure how that's not offensive, but if you'd ever worked in Oroville, you'd understand.

What else can you buy on craigslist?

dk

(via wwr, obviously).