Archives for August, 2007

dog


Dogs are strange.

Specifically, the one I'm currently dogsitting. It's a 5-month old female German Shepherd puppy. I'm never quite sure what's going on in her head, but I imagine it's something like this. Here's a typical day…

On waking up (she sleeps in a crate)...

What!? Where am I? What's going on? Oh. I'm in this box again. I like this box… Here's some food. I have to use the washroom (canadian dog)... What should I do? I know, I'll scream uncontrollably

This is when I wake up. I go and open her crate and attempt to get her outside.