the Unexpressed Advantage

Well it’s finals week again. Boy did that come fast. I took one today, and on the way home I caught myself trying to unlock my house with the remote clicker for my car. Needless to say that didn’t work, but it was funny to me how long it took me to figure it out. I never thought of myself as a dumb blonde, but I sure can be spacey at times.

After school today I went to the corner store to buy a small container of sour cream for some perogies (small fried potato thingies). Since there are no cows in Canada, the sour cream cost like $9 or something.

The guy at the cashier says to me, “man, sure are a lot of people buying sour cream today!”

I tell him that for me to buy it causes me great pain, because I’m American, and we have lots of cows so sour cream is cheap.

He asks me how long I’m going to be here.