Humor Archive
Not my Birthday
Just a tiny point of Clarification. Yesterday the garfield post was meant to be a happy birthday to Garfield, not me. I had my birthday in March. Garfield's birthday is June 19, and for some reason I remember it every year. Thanks for all the birthday wishes though everyone. I'll just send them on to next year.
garfield minus garfield
Swear Words…

I've noticed recently that, as every good Christian boy should, I have a lot of swear word substitutions that I use; meaning that when I would normally swear I use some other combination of words in the place of an actual swear word.
I don't really have a problem with people who swear – I mean people who swear often and inappropriately are a bit rediculous – but in general swearing doesn't really bother me that much. If you want to drop an occasional F-Bomb to be funny or when you're really mad that's fine.
Life Lesson # 1

My mom and I have been having a multi-day, multi-email conversation, and as usual in those conversations the topic comes up of fitness and exercise. This somehow let to her asking me the following question:
"Why don't you like Running? Too Jaring?"
Short answer: Yes.
Long answer:
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