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I Rock.
Posted on December 16, 2008 by dray in Stories
Christina and Helen and Dan saw a large and hairy wolf spider (inappropriate for the environs of Helen and Christina's apartment).
Christina freaked out.
Helen gave instruction.Dan…
Dan grabbed a 1 and 1/4 inch black binder clip (otherwise known as a butterfly clip); reached down with the clip; and clipped the spider.
Christina ran around the room screaming.
Helen looked at the spider trapped in the clip and said, "cool!"
Then Dan went and took a picture of the spider, flushed it down the toilet, and wrote this blog.
:: Dan
p.s. I rock.
That’s disgusting.
You do rock in this incidence. I especially liked how little direction you needed in order to proceed with ur manly duties. good job!
That is funny!
Less funny is that my daughter is a real arachniphobe. She’ll probably grow up to be like Christina – but probably worse.
I just used ‘probably’ twice in the same sentence. How annoying.
And to clarify, no offense to Chistina (I don’t know her). Just referring to the freaking out and screaming!
Dan Ray is a baaaaaaaadasssssssss.
I just saw a big spider just like this in the ladies room at my office! Ew! Dan, where are you when I need you?