Do You Crave a Truly Unique Guitar???

Says the advertisement for this beauty:

Oh yes. Yessss! I do. I do crave a truly unique guitar. Nevermind that I could pay less than half for a guitar that sounds and plays exactly the same and looks pretty sweet too.

I need to stay away from unique instruments.

I'm guitar crazy right now. The fact that I see this as an illustration of perfection…

...just proves that point. I seriously need to stay away from the internet.