• Brody Must Die

    Posted on April 2, 2008 by in Stories

    What the Heck?!?

    _that was how I was going to start this post. Then I was going to speculate on the situation here by talking about how it was shocking and explain how I have come to know about brody (I hung out with his sister in high school and he's friends with boian) and then ask you to pray and yada yada. Until I found out about this. It was all a rouse._

    Happy April fools. Now I've concluded that the only logical response is to put out a hit on brody's life, since I and all the others that read his blog have now been punked. So…

    ...roommates, I'm sorry we had to have the hour long conversation about going to jail and the implications of borrowing $4000 ($4,928.62 precisely) to stay out of jail.

    ...If you think you can find brody, take him out. This is my first official blog hit:


    Target: brody. Reward is bountiful

    Happy Stinking April Fools.

4 Responsesso far.

  1. brody Harper says:

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA…. I love it. I’m sorry Dan. I really am. Please don’t shoot multiple arrows at me.

  2. annie says:

    Is it just me, or was this year’s April Fools bigger than ever? I’ve never seen so many jokes played on people in previous years.

    As for Brody’s mischeif, I was fortunate to read it early enough to see some comments before he turned them OFF. The first one said, “you better say April Fools.” I was able to pick my jaw back up at that point. Sounds like he got a lot of us. That one will be hard to beat next year.

  3. dray says:

    yeah, the comments off thing actually helped sell me…I figured he was too seriously bummed to listen to all those “support” comments. People like me suck at april fools because I never really know what date it is.

  4. Rowan says:

    Hilarious, Dan.
    reward? What are we talking here? ;) J/K

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