• Joke of the Month

    Posted on October 31, 2006 by in Stories

    At a U2 concert in Glasgow, Bono asks the audience for some quiet. Then in
    the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.

    Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone "Every
    time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

    A voice from near the front pierces the silence; "Well, stop friggin' doing
    it then!" – thanks to ryan.

6 Responsesso far.

  1. annie says:

    I would have said the same thing.

    On a side note, it is wierd that you posted a joke about Bono, because as I read it, I hear U2 playing behind me in my coworker’s office (He’s Bono for Halloween)... I’ll send you a picture.

  2. dray says:

    um, annie, are you dressed up as a giant green fairy?

  3. jeff says:

    I fixed my post to be less ‘ambiguous.’ Hope school is going well. Peace.

  4. annie says:

    um, yes, dan, i am. er, was. and thanks for not assuming i’m tinkerbell!

  5. dray says:

    Actually I was thinking more of the fairy from Moulin Rouge

  6. annie says:

    Aaaah – okay, that works (minus the heels, of course)!

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