Joke of the Month
At a U2 concert in Glasgow, Bono asks the audience for some quiet. Then in
the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.
Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone "Every
time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A voice from near the front pierces the silence; "Well, stop friggin' doing
it then!"
– thanks to ryan.




I would have said the same thing.
On a side note, it is wierd that you posted a joke about Bono, because as I read it, I hear U2 playing behind me in my coworker’s office (He’s Bono for Halloween)... I’ll send you a picture.