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Not the Lonely Girl…
Posted on September 27, 2006 by dray in HumorI had so many good things in my mind to write about today, and somehow I end up posting spam. OH well. It made me laugh though, so maybe this girl really is an option (see my discussion with myself below…). The following is a email I received from someone named "Natasha" who I think may or may not be interested in me:
Hello Dear Friend!
Do not think that it is dust and do not hasten to press a magic key "DELETE"! The first, that I want to tell that it not dispatch, I have found your address on dating a site and I do not search from first day for any serious relations! Probably I am mistaken, but that I want to find the first, it is friends on the Internet! And if, we shall find any sympathy each other, big than friendship and we shall be compatible, I think more serious relations are quite real also! Yes, yes, yes now it is a little about me….. I NOT the lonely girl, at me was a lot of friends, BUT I do not have friends to men. To me 28 years and I am single woman! My name Natasha! My height 173 cm and my weight 53 kg! if you want to see my pictures , then you must go this link: [link censored] Now my CONDITIONS: – If to you from 30-50 years old If to you also it is lonely as me or it is not lonely, and you search for the girlfriend! THEN YOU SHOULD TO HASTEN WRITE ON MINE E-MAIL: [email censored] Only do not think that it is the next silly joke…. Probably it is chance!!!!And the everything else, we find out closer each other by the following letter!!! Yours faithfully NatashaCons
- Not the Lonely Girl (i don't really know anything about the lonely girl, just that she's good and popular so it would be better if it were her).
- She's 5'6" and 116 pounds at age 28, spells touble.
- Thinks delete key is "magic"
- Is worried that I will think something is dust, i'm not sure what
- Liar – I never put my address on that, I mean a, I mean I never used a dating site.
- She does not have friends to men
- something is not dispatch, that can't be good.
- Natasha, cool name.
- Uses articles before adjectives and adverbs, very greekish.
- could be chance.
- Boldly omits the verb to be on several occasions.
- pretty simple requirements, 30-50 / man. Just barely made it in.
- not the "next silly joke." I was getting sick of those.
Pros
That was GREAT!
sorry … but She’s Just Not That Into You.