10 Things I dug about Yesterday.


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  1. The bus driver letting me ride in the a.m for free so I didn't have to bike all the way to work in the rain.
  2. This week's This American Life. Wow. Good. Never fails. Now I know everything. C'mon. drinks with TARA REID!!! Are you kidding me? That's just crazy.
  3. A cool conversation with my pastor. He's a pretty cool guy.

9 Minutes.


I don't know what the people on earth were thinking when they made the standard "snooze" time on an alarm clock 9 minutes. Well, actually, I do know what they were thinking. They were thinking, "hmmm.. because of the complex nature of this mechanical device, I don't really know how to make it snooze for any more than nine minutes. So I guess nine minutes will have to be the standard snooze time…"

That was in like 1831. Since then, either most clocks, both digital and analog have remained sufficiently elusive to today's top mechanical engineers and scientists to the point where they still don't know how to make the snooze cycle go longer than 9 minutes, or for some reason they have just decided that 9 minutes is a good amount of time for one to "snooze" when avoiding getting up in the morning.

Let me ask you this question…

Happy Mother’s Day!!!



Because, for the first time in ages, I forgot to send flowers :)

Happy Mother's day to best Mom of all Moms, my Mom.

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“ When you become a pastor, make sure you don't take Mondays off. Work on Mondays. There's no way you should go through that much pain and self criticism without getting paid ”
Mark Davies, my pastoral care instructor.

“ I don't understand how people are able to send out all these pictures of their babies. Where do they get these pictures? Whenever I see Addison she's always naked and attached to a boob! ”
Kyle Wilhelms, in response to his daughter Addison's birth.